Gun washing machine ensures your militia looks spic and span

Boy howdy, I sure hate cleaning my many guns, don't you? What with all the small parts, who wants to spend all that time cleaning when you could be out shooting at stuff? That's what guns are for, after all: shooting at stuff!

That's why I'm definitely going to order one of these Heavy Duty Long Gun & Handgun Systems. It's essentially a dishwasher for your guns, providing you with a quick and easy way to get the boring stuff finished and get back to the shooting at stuff that we all love so very much. The best part: you can clean up to 10 handguns or 4 long guns at the same time. Now when your militia gets together you can all have the cleanest guns around, which is half the battle, as I understand it